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Saints Preserve Us
a Ronnie Lord Mystery
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L.K. ELLWOOD
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Saints Preserve Us copyright 2008 by L.K. Ellwood
Originally published in 2003
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âProfessor Lord?â
Ronnie Lord jumped slightly, surprised by the detached voice that echoed through the sedate English department office. She turned away from her door and peered down the dimly lit hall, leaning forward to see the short figure looming in the far doorway. The young man, she noticed, stood about five-foot-five with a dark Moe Howard haircut and wore blue jeans and a long-sleeved white shirt.
He approached timidly from the shadows, and Ronnie caught a strong whiff of tomato juice and Polo aftershave. The man smiled and extended a thick, hairy hand, which Ronnie could not take for all the schoolwork she carried.
âProfessor Lord, is it?â he asked again cautiously. Receiving no answer, he continued, âIâm Chet Hoskins with the Jacksonville Journal. I write for the Ash Lake/Yulee editions?â
Ronnie yawned and shifted the stack of manila folders in her arms. She resented the tone in the young manâs voice that implied she might be unfamiliar with the local newspaper, of all things. âYes, what can I do for you?â she asked, unable to take her eyes off of a large red pimple above Chetâs left eyebrow. It looked ready to explode in a blast of white, gooey pus, and Ronnie contemplated stepping to one side.
Chet faltered. âI-I was hoping to catch you before your classes, uh, for a brief interview regarding Lorena Algerâs cause for canonization. Iâm writing an articleââ
Ronnie paused close to the office door, her initial feelings of fright and foolishness at having been taken by surprise wavering. All of the dos and donâts of personal safety her late husband Jim had drilled into her head quickly dissolved, yet for a moment she still wondered if the key she had crammed into the doorâs lock only seconds earlier would be needed as a spontaneous weapon.
She tugged at the key and kept her gaze fixed on the young man with the third eye, whose worried face awaited a verbal response to his query. To his credit, Ronnie thought, he did not look like a rapist/mugger. âThis building was locked when I arrived,â she said finally. âEven the Ash Lake campus of FCCJ prides itself on security. How did you get inside?â She wanted to sound authoritative; unfortunately, the best Ronnie could do for seven forty-five in the morning after four hours of sleep was a crackling whisper.
âI, Iâ, uh, well,â Chet stammered, and Ronnie arched her brow suspiciously. After two difficult catches, the key jerked out of the lock with a loud zipping noise that set Ronnieâs teeth on edge. She let the shoulder strap to her portfolio case slide down to her waist as the bag sank to the ground, and she pinched her arm closer to her side to prevent the folders from fluttering down next to it. A few strands of long, brown hair became tangled in the strap and Ronnie winced at the sudden pain.
âWell, I see youâve mastered the proper verbal skills a reporter needs to succeed,â Ronnie remarked with a grunt as she juggled her belongings. A polite rapist/mugger would have at least offered to help, she thought. âYou must be an alumnus of our journalism program, if indeed you are who you say.â She aimed the jagged edge of the key at Chetâs brown doe eyes, sliding folders be damned. âJust so you know, I can open other things besides a lock with this sucker.â
Chet held a hand up to his face, backed into the wall behind him and blinked rapidly. âProfessor, please,â he begged, his deep voice raised an octave. âIâm very sorry to have startled you. I really am a reporter... here, see?â He reached into his back jeans pocket for his wallet and, after fumbling with several flaps, waved a laminated press pass with a shaking hand. The glare on the pass cast a tiny reflection under the hallway lights that danced on Ronnieâs office door. âIâm strictly legit,â he added hurriedly. âYou can call Oscar Blaine at the Journal if you want. Like I said, Iâm writing an article about Lorena Algerâs canonization and I really would like to talk to you about your great-aunt...â
âTwo greats.â Ronnie returned to her lock with a sigh. What fear was left bubbling inside her was completely gone. She doubted any run-of-the-mill mugger and/or rapist would go through the trouble of concocting such a story, she decided. He would have just attacked.
He also likely would have been howling in pain seconds afterward from the heel print in his crotch, Ronnie thought with a smile. It disappointed her somewhat that Chet Hoskins was not a mugger/rapist after all. A counter attack would have offered a welcome release of all the adrenaline now welling up inside her.
âBeg pardon?â Chet asked.
Ronnie opened her office door and reached inside for the switch. Within seconds her microscopic hole of an office was illuminated with the hazy ultraviolet light of one long bulb while the other flickered and hummed like a dying bee. Ronnie grimaced and made a mental note to call the power plant.
âLike working in a damn disco,â she mumbled as she turned back to Chet, who was testing his pen on a blank page of his reporterâs notebook. âLorena was my great-great aunt,â she told him. âTo be more precise, she was my grandfatherâs aunt. That still doesnât explain how you managed to get inside the building without a key, though.â
Chet glanced nervously back down the hallway toward the English Department officeâs small reception area. The corner of a tidied desk festooned with silver photo frames was visible. âOh, I ran into your secretary in the parking lot and she let me inside,â he said as he nodded in that direction. âShe had to use the ladiesâ room and said I could wait for you. I guess you didnât see me when you came in.â
Ronnie too stole a brief glance at the desk of Gloria Hathaway, the English Departmentâs executive secretary, and sighed again. âAh, yes, Gloria,â she muttered as she reminded herself to bless out the silver-haired widow for setting her up like this; Gloria knew Ronnie hated surprise visitors.
She decided to wait, however, until after taking advantage of Gloriaâs ability to tame the officeâs dreaded beast of a copier machine, thereby allowing Ronnie enough copies of her Southern Literature exam for her afternoon class. Either that, Ronnie thought wickedly, or she could exact her revenge by having the secretary type up another test.
âOkay,â she muttered. âWell, however you got in here, youâre talking to the wrong person. I may be a descendent of Lorenaâs, but I donât have anything to do directly with her cause. Youâd do better to talk to the bishop or Father Joel Mitchell. Heâs the pastor of Blessed Lorena Catholic Church. Just take a right on the main road out of the parking lot and look for the building with the big crucifix, you canât miss it.â With that, Ronnie bolted into her office, an amazing feat considering the glut of stacked cardboard boxes and wooden crates blocking the path to her desk. Once inside she immediately knocked over a stack of pocket folders that were perched precariously on a stray chair. She cursed through gritted teeth and bent to retrieve the work when her head nearly collided with Chetâs as he bent to help.
âYou have a lot of books here,â Chet laughed nervously. He gestured to one such crate filled with paperbacks.
âComes with the territory.â
âYeah. Well, uh, Iâve already spoken with Father Mitchell, and he has helped me considerably with my research,â Chet said. âHe was more than willing to provide the logistics of Lorenaâs canonization and the progress of her cause, but I had hoped to write a more family-oriented piece. Something personal, more human interest.â
âI see,â Ronnie seethed, biting back an expletive. What she had not dropped on the way to her desk was spilled onto an already cluttered blotter. Folders and thin paperback books slid diagonally across the desktop and nearly tipped over an empty mug and a canister of coffee creamer as Ronnie landed unceremoniously into her high-backed swivel chair. Chet, meanwhile, had retreated to the open door frame after helping to straighten the wayward stacks of term papers. He looked to Ronnie like one of her students cowering before an important pre-finals week conference, expecting news of failure.
Sighing loudly, she waved him inside. âHand me my purse, too, would you?â She pointed to a patch of open carpet where her pocket book had fallen. Her first class was in forty minutes, and she had hoped to use her downtime planning the dayâs schedule. The spring semester was drawing to a close, and anticipation of the coming break always gave rise to hectic activity around the school. Professors often had to cram two months of learning into the remaining three weeks by assigning test after test. Ronnie was no different, and she imagined her students were praying fervently that they were prepared for the dayâs battery of exams.
Ronnie preferred to use every free minute of work time reviewing the course material, and this morning she had actually looked forward to reacquainting herself with the works of Carson McCullers and Eudora Welty for the Southern Literature final. Fat chance this morning.
She accepted her purse with a half smile and tossed it in a bottom drawer. âWhat sort of family angle are you looking for?â she asked. Might as well be helpful, she decided. Publicity of Lorenaâs cause never hurt, as Father Joel and her grandmother often testified. She knew she would never hear the end of it were either of them to learn that she had refused such an opportunity. Publicity meant donations for the cause, which the committee always welcomed. One thing Ronnie did know about the canonization process was that such things were not cheap. Promotional materials had to be made, as did periodic flights to Rome to meet with the Vatican.
Ronnie invited Chet to move the recovered folders to the floor and to take the now vacant chair. âI really appreciate your cooperation, Professor, thank you,â he said, grunting under the weight of a semesterâs worth of student papers. âI know you have a busy day today, so I promise not to take up much of your time.â
âDo you have a deadline? Is that why youâre here so early?â
Chet nodded. âIâve drafted a skeleton of the story, and I have notes from my interview with Father Joel from yesterday afternoon. When Iâm finished here, I can get this in the evening edition if itâs written and proofed by ten.â
Ronnie smiled tiredly, a gesture that appeared to relax the young reporter. Outside her slightly open door she heard someone bustle through the main office entrance. Gloria, no doubt, was back from the ladiesâ room. Further shuffling through drawers and cabinets, a loud click, and a long hiss followed, and Ronnie knew that the entire departmental office would soon smell of fresh brewed coffee. Ronnie offered Chet a cup once it was ready. He shook his head.
âActually, Iâm pretty wired as it is.â
She nodded and moved her canister of powdered creamer to the center of her desk. âWell, letâs get this started,â she said, fishing in the top drawer for a spoon, âbut before I ask you what you want to know about my family, am I correct in thinking you already have the gist of Lorenaâs cause and what everything means?â
âYes, I do.â Chet cleared his throat and flipped a few scrawled pages in his notebook. âI know about how there are traditionally three steps involved in a personâs canonization, or rather three authenticated miracles. However, since Lorena is considered a martyr of the faith, only two miracles need be recognized. I also have here that Lorena was beatified ten years ago, hence allowing the Catholic faithful to call her Blessed Lorena.â
Ronnie smiled. âKind of like standing in the on-deck circle, waiting for God to call you up to bat.â
âYes, I-I suppose,â Chet laughed nervously and consulted his notebook again. âI have all the necessary information on the healing miracle which was approved by the Church, and was required before the beatification. So, that means one more miracle deemed authentic is needed to help the canonization procedure along.â More small pages flipped over the notebookâs spiral wire until Chet paused at a page filled with ink. âNow, the Vatican is looking into the unexplained healing of a ten-year-old cancer patient which the parents attribute to Lorenaâs intercession. Once itâs approved, her canonization seems likely, wouldnât you agree?â
âWe shall see.â Ronnieâs voice was wistful. âSince Father Joelâs predecessor had the diocese open the cause about fifty years ago, the committee has received hundreds of reports on so-called healings. Turns out the majority of them were not of supernatural origin, and some people even had the gall to fake illnesses.â
âReally? Why would anybody do that?â
Ronnie shrugged. âWho knows? My guess is that some people thought they could profit from doing it.â In truth, Ronnie knew, the fraudulent claims only brought frustration to the committee, for it took time away from investigating the few true miracles associated with Lorena. âIf you ask me,â she added, âthe true miracle would come in being able to discern the sincere from the liars.â
âI see.â Chet scribbled Ronnieâs words and flipped to a fresh page. âOkay, if you donât mind, Iâd like to confirm some more information received from Father Mitchell, if thatâs okay, and then jump right into a few questions about your opinions on a possible canonization.â
Ronnie sat perfectly still. As she had very little opinion of a long-dead relative who might or might not be worthy of the highest degree of Divine distinction, this would likely be a very short interview. Having Lorena declared a saint was neither her idea nor considered by anyone in her immediate family. Once the cause was opened by the late pastor of Ash Lakeâs only Catholic Church, however, nobody bothered to halt or discourage the movement. Perhaps her ancestors figured sainthood was reserved for the cloistered or the European, Ronnie thought. The United States had so few saints to its credit, especially native-born saints.
Ronnie could not even remember the last time she set foot in Ash Lake Cemetery to visit the slain ancestor whose brief life story and progressing cause made for a good percentage of the area gossip and lore. Why a newspaper reporter chose to interview her rather than her grandmother or her more enthusiastic sister was a mystery. The thought of offering Ginaâs phone number to Chet passed quietly. She loved her sister too much to send a reporter after her.
âNow,â Chet began, âyour great-aunt...excuse me, great-great aunt Lorena Alger was born in December of 1854 and martyred in 1865, just after the Civââ
âYou must be Catholic,â she interrupted.
Chet looked up from his notes and smiled sheepishly. âI am, though not as devout as my mother would like me to be.â A nervous chuckle escaped his mouth. âHow did you know?â
âWell, for one thing, you had the canonization lingo down pat earlier.â Ronnie leaned back in her chair; the springs underneath cried out for a few shots of WD-40. âPlus, Iâve noticed lately that when people talk about Lorena, only the Catholics use the term âmartyredâ.â
âWhat does everybody else say?â
âMurdered, killed,â she said with a shrug. âI guess people who donât appreciate or understand sainthood donât like to use that word. Like the title of âmartyrâ should only be bestowed upon Protestants and people who drown trying to free dolphins from a tuna net or something like that.â
âOr maybe there are people who think your great-great aunt was only a victim of a random act of violence and shouldnât be counted among the cult of saints,â Chet offered. âDo you believe Lorena should be a candidate for sainthood, Professor?â
âItâs Ronnie, and Iâm not really sure. Youâre familiar with the story of Saint Maria Goretti?â
Chet acknowledged that he knew the story of the young Italian girl who died resisting a rape over a century earlier, and of her consequent canonization. âI intend to use that information as a parallel in Lorenaâs story.â
âThen youâre aware Lorena died in very much the same fashion as Maria Goretti,â Ronnie said. âBoth girls rebuffed sexual advances, knowing right from wrong, and paid the consequences. The only difference here was that Lorena was American and died immediately of a gunshot wound after resisting her attacker, rather than being stabbed and lingering for days.
âFrom my own research, I know there was quite a bit of opposition to Mariaâs canonization,â Ronnie added. âInitially people questioned whether or not dying to preserve oneâs virginity meant the same as dying for Jesus and the Faith. Weâve had our share of naysayers.â
âSo you donât believe Lorena died as a martyr, then?â
Ronnie rubbed her chin. âI believe Lorena knew pre-marital sex was not right in Godâs eyes, and I believe her death was very noble. I donât think I would have been that brave or that unwilling to give in had I been the one propositioned. As for whether or not she should be made a saint for her sacrifice, I guess I never gave it muchââ
A noise diverted Ronnieâs attention to the door. Gloria entered the office armed with a steaming coffeepot. Silently the secretary filled Ronnieâs mug and departed just as quickly, but not before Ronnie asked her to hold any incoming calls until after the interview. Tossing a quick wink in Chetâs direction, Gloria nodded and disappeared.
As the office door softly closed, Ronnie leaned forward on her desk and reached for the creamer. âThis is for the record?â When Chet nodded, she continued, âOne reason I really canât decide on Lorenaâs worthiness is because for one thing, all of the people involved in her alleged martyrdom are long deceased. The man who killed her, weâre told, went to the gallows swearing that Lorena had complied. Of course, nobody seemed to give his testimony any weight.
âThe story of my great-great aunt has been passed on from her brother to his children and so forth,â Ronnie added as she spooned two rounded heaps of white powder into her mug. âRight now the only source of information regarding these events is a woman born over fifty years after the fact. Her own stories came second-hand, too. Iâll admit the story is heroic, yes, but who knows how much of Lorenaâs life and death has been embellished?â
Chet, his head down, flipped more tiny pages in his notebook. âYouâre talking about Julia Meyers Alger, who would be your...â
âGrandmother,â Ronnie finished his sentence, pausing momentarily at the thought of her dear Nana. Julia Alger alone accounted for ninety percent of the historical and biographical data Lorenaâs committee gathered for their proposal to the Vatican. âHave you spoken to my grandmother?â
âI tried to call last night, but didnât get an answer.â
âWell, you would do better to contact her, since sheâs on the committee. My grandmother was the second wife of my grandfather, Stephen Alger, Sr.,â Ronnie added as Chet scribbled, âand much of what she knows was learned from her late husband, his sisters, and her two step-daughters. Even though his family was significantly older than my grandmother because there was quite an age difference between my grandparents, none of them were around when Lorena was alive. I imagine as Lorenaâs story was passed over from her brother to his children, the more heroic and positive details of her life were discussed.
âThen again,â Ronnie added, âlike Maria Goretti, Lorena wasnât yet thirteen when she was... martyred... if you will, so perhaps she may not have lived long enough to have a bad side.â
Chet paused to rub his writing hand. âDo you believe this cause may be motivated by reasons other than cementing a family legacy? I mean, it would make sense to me, considering that nobody in your family other than your grandmother is actively involved in this.â
âI think there are several factors involved, the most obvious being publicity.â Ronnie twiddled an unsharpened pencil between her fingers. âOne can count the number of American saints on one hand, and having âSt. Lorenaâ resting in peace in a church named for her in Ash Lake, Florida is guaranteed to bring tourism here. Take away some of the tourists from Disney, I suppose. I donât know. If anything, Ash Lake would be known for something besides being a pit stop on the way to somewhere else.â
Chet laughed as he continued to scribble and flip pages. âIs anyone in your family involved in the construction of the new church as well?â
Ronnie shook her head. âNo, but thatâs the only thing I agree with one hundred percent. Blessed Lorenaâs is the only Catholic Church in Ash Lake now that the St. Francis parish has dissolved, and with the increase in membership and people coming over from Yulee and even Fernandina Beach we need more room. Plus, the committee has planned for Lorenaâs body to be moved underneath the altar once construction is finished. Perhaps after that happens the family plot wonât be overrun with people.â
âDo you think there may be many more pilgrimages here in hopes of intercessory miracles if Lorena is canonized?â
âI canât really say, though I wouldnât be surprised, âRonnie said. âI wouldnât make a pilgrimage myself, unless maybe there was some historical interest. If people really do believe my great-great aunt is capable of bending the good Lordâs ear for them, though, more power to them.â
âMust be nice to have someone in Heaven putting in a good word for you,â Chet muttered.
ââAnd when he had taken it, the four living creatures and the twenty-four elders fell down before the Lamb. Each one had a harp and they were holding golden bowls full of incense, which are the prayers of the saintsâ,â Ronnie quoted the Book of Revelation with a smile, pleased with her ability to quote Scripture at opportune moments.
âNow about that girl in Kingsland, Georgia, the one who was healed,â Ronnie added. âThat report is very focal in sealing Lorenaâs sainthood, so Nana says. If the cause is successful, I could see more people like that coming into Ash Lake and spending money. Come for the saint, stay for the quaint bed and breakfasts and easy access to the beach. I can even see many non-Catholic business owners using this as an opportunity to make money.â
Chet stopped to study what he had written. âIt almost seems crass, taking advantage of a young girlâs violent death like that.â
âSuch is life.â Ronnie shrugged. âLook at all the memorabilia that came out after Princess Diana was killed.â
âTouché,â Chet smiled.
âExactly,â said Ronnie. âSo I think you can see why I try to distance myself. If somebody wants to distribute prayer cards bearing Lorenaâs portrait, then fine, but I donât necessarily want to see a hoagie named for her. And Iâll tell you one thing moreââ
Ronnie was not allowed the chance to finish her train of thought, for Gloriaâs bold entrance interrupted her. The words dissolved in Ronnieâs mouth.
Gloria nervously wrung her hands. âRon, sweetie, you have a call.â
Ronnie sighed loudly. âGloria, weâre almost finished here. Could you just take a messageââ
âI think you should take this one, now.â Gloriaâs paled face announced a sense of urgency.
Ronnie sighed again. What in her life could be so important to warrant a phone call so early in the morning, she wondered. Suddenly, a pang of fear gripped her heart. Had something happened to Nana?
Her face slowly drained white as well. âIs this a family emergency?â she asked.
Gloria nodded. âYou could say that.â
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Because the cable company saw fit to disconnect basic service and Playboy Channel access due to a six-month delinquency in payments, Landon Dennis was content to sulk in his faux leather armchair and stare at onscreen snow bearing a passing resemblance to Sesame Street. He propped his feet up on a 150-year-old mud-covered coffin. The dampened wooden structure creaked slightly as Landon ground in the heels of his boots in an attempt to get comfortable.
Lorena Algerâs coffin rested lengthwise in the living room of the singlewide trailer, making an otherwise tiny area seem even smaller. Rather than clean away the dirt still clinging to the box after its exhumation, Landon and his older brother Lorne elected to keep it wrapped in the slate gray car cover they had used to hide the coffin during the ride home.
Landon stared lazily at the ancient console acquired five years ago, their prize item in a trade with a family elsewhere in the Golden Acres Trailer Park for his late motherâs pristine Hotpoint gas stove. The space created in the trade allowed for a second bedroom to be created in the kitchen, which after their motherâs death had really only been used to store beer. Landon did not mind sleeping in the kitchen; he enjoyed bunking with the refrigerator. He could easily fetch a beer without having to leave bed, and sleeping with the exhaust fan running full blast guarded his ears from endless nights of Lorneâs rather vocal lovemaking with whichever waitress from the Wild Rooster was willing to join him.
A rippled Big Bird recited the alphabet to xylophone music and heavy feedback, but soon the music was drowned out by a rumbling diesel pickup truck. Lorne was back.
Landon lifted his boots off the casket and sat up straight, keeping his gaze fixed on the television. He had balked earlier that morning when Lorne suggested keeping it in the house, and he did not want to even look at the box. The thought of having a dead body that close to his own bed creeped him out to no end, so much that he spent the wee hours of the morning sitting up in his cot and watching the covered coffin in the dark living room while his brotherâs roaring snores echoed in the opposite hallway.
When the body did not burst forth from the box and glare accusingly at him with dark, molded eye sockets, Landon decided he had indeed seen too many scary movies and eventually faded into sleep. If God had intended to incur His incredible wrath upon them for stealing what everyone thought was the body of a devoted Christian servant, He would have done so at the cemetery. This was Landonâs reasoning, anyway, and he had pondered this as he closed his eyes. He knew, however, that he would not know relief until their dormant guest eventually departed with the mystery person who offered to pay them to dig her up in the first place.
Lorne pushed through the door with his elbows, laden with two grease-spotted paper bags and the morning paper. Smudges of dirt from last nightâs adventure still speckled the young manâs blond buzz cut. âI got breakfast.â
Landon put the heels of his hands together as if to catch a football, and instead collected the steaming Egg McMuffin Lorne tossed in his direction. âWhenâs that guy gonna call?â he asked. âIâm getting tired of bumping my shins on this thing.â He tapped the top of the coffin with the scuffed heel of his boot.
âItâs only been here a few hours, you havenât had time to bump into it,â Lorne shot back, stepping into the kitchen for a drink.
âI just donât like having it in the house. Why couldnât we leave it in the truck?â
Lorne emerged from the kitchen with an unwrapped biscuit and a beer and sat on one corner of the casket, stretching his long, lanky legs. âWe went over that last night, Landon. What if somebody came sneaking around the house? This place is a goldmine for B&E, and we canât take any chances, especially since weâre gonna be paid a lot of money for this.â
Landon huffed and took a long drag from his own beer bottle. The taste mingled well with the overcooked cheese and Canadian bacon of his sandwich. âTake a chance, geez. Itâs not like we could lose something like a dead body...â He looked up at his brother. âHey, when are we gonna get paid? You said this guyâs gonna give us ten thousand dollars? Really?â
âThatâs what I said.â Lorne scoured the front page of the paper he bought with their breakfast. âGood news, we didnât make the morning edition.â
âWhy should we, unless some reporter worked the graveyard shift to get the story in.â Landon snickered at his own joke, but his brother only rolled his eyes and sighed.
âYeah, well, our guy should be calling any minute now.â Lorneâs gaunt face stretched into a suggestive leer and his blue eyes twinkled. âI am going to have me some fun come payday. You know, with your share of the money you might be able to win Jeanette back.â
Landon snorted. âWith that kind of money I could buy five Jeanette Holleys, and still trade âem in for something better.â
âStill,â Lorne winked, âshe does look fine in them Daisy Duke shorts.â
âThose Daisy Dukes ainât gonna get her a contract in Nashville, bud,â Landon said. âLooksâll only get her so far, but the second she opens that big mouth of hers, forget it. Like nails against a chalkboard.â
Lorne finished his sandwich and licked the grease from his fingers. âAh, you donât need talent anymore to be country star. Theyâll just wring her voice through some machine and make her sound like Faith Hill.â He tossed the balled-up wrapper into a corner wastebasket and celebrated his three-point victory. âHey, we could start up our own music label with the money we get,â he added. âPeople record CDs over the Internet now, all you need is a computer and a microphone.â
âA computer would be nice,â Landon said as he scanned the breadth of the disheveled trailer. Where it would go was anybodyâs guess. âCourse, we wonât get any money, unless that guy calls,â he added with increasing agitation.
âChill, okay? Heâll call.â
Landon rolled his neck, trying to work out the kinks brought on the nightâs heavy lifting. âWhat do you think this mystery dude wants with a dead body, anyway?â He frowned at his brother. âIs he one of them weird Goth dudes trying to impress some tattooed chick with a ring in her nose?â
âHell if I know,â Lorne said with a shrug. âAllâs he did was come up to me at the Rooster and offer us the money to dig her up. We didnât swap life stories or nothing. He didnât look like a necro, if thatâs what youâre thinking.â
Landon scratched an itch on the back of his close-shorn head and turned back to the television set. âJust as well we donât know, anyway. Lessen the chances of getting caught.â
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